Fucking Fuhrer-less...
A few moments in Fuhrer history.
Robert walks into a room with a drink in his hand. He goes to sit down next to Caityln but accidently spills his drink on her as he sits. He looks over to her and says, "Well... better you than me."
Robert approaches his econ teacher Mrs. Reinl after not being in class for a few days. "Can I take the test for today... like... later next week?" he asks. "No" she replies. Not expecting that response he adds, "Well, why not?"
and last but not least...
Robert, Matt, and Stephen all went out to lunch one school day. Matt and Stephen wanted to just go get some fast food and then get back to school so they wouldn't be late for class. Robert however really wanted to go to this hole in the wall Chinese restaurant. Stephen and Matt finally gave into Robert's nagging. After recieving their food they all realized that it really wasn't all that great and that they were all going to be late to class. Once the check came Stephen and Matt put in their money and looked over to Robert. Robert looked at the guys and said, "Hey can you guys spot me... I don't have any money."
Good times.
Robert walks into a room with a drink in his hand. He goes to sit down next to Caityln but accidently spills his drink on her as he sits. He looks over to her and says, "Well... better you than me."
Robert approaches his econ teacher Mrs. Reinl after not being in class for a few days. "Can I take the test for today... like... later next week?" he asks. "No" she replies. Not expecting that response he adds, "Well, why not?"
and last but not least...
Robert, Matt, and Stephen all went out to lunch one school day. Matt and Stephen wanted to just go get some fast food and then get back to school so they wouldn't be late for class. Robert however really wanted to go to this hole in the wall Chinese restaurant. Stephen and Matt finally gave into Robert's nagging. After recieving their food they all realized that it really wasn't all that great and that they were all going to be late to class. Once the check came Stephen and Matt put in their money and looked over to Robert. Robert looked at the guys and said, "Hey can you guys spot me... I don't have any money."
Good times.
posted by Scott at 10:55 PM
4 Comments:
somehow that first one, sounds very Jason-y humorlike. dis guy, i bet he gets allll the chicks. -lisa.
god i love the fuhrer
i have met no one like him
another story:
Fuhrer being the crazy ass he is:
Fuhrer applies to standford on Early Decision and applies to no other colleges, and gets accepted. I remember walking by him in december expecting him to be all anxious and stressed out by college applications and acceptances, he just calmly tells me he is going to stanford and walks away. We don't call him the fuhrer for nothing.
FUHRER YOU DIDN"T APPLY TO ANY SAFETY SCHOOLS! YOU CRAZY ASS.
Hey, I didn't say better you than me! Somehow, after countless retellings, it got twisted into that...
Although I'm sure whatever I said was still assholish...
Hey, I didn't say better you than me! Somehow, after countless retellings, it got twisted into that...
Although I'm sure whatever I said was still assholish...
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