Metaphors Be With You Kearney

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There is a crowd of students surrounding the AP literature class montage. Kearney is just looking at it for the first time.

Kearney: Who is this?
She points at Pamela's picture
Pamela: That's me!
Kearney: Really? Noooo... I mean... This picture doesn't look anything like you.
Pamela: Really?
Kearney: I mean you just look so good in this picture... well I mean you just look like a super model...
random gasps and boos from the crowd.

Good times.