PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW

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One day when we were all in Mr. Pews 11th grade AP US History class, he began the class by saying, "It was the strangest thing class, last night I had a dream I was really mad at you guys for some reason. It was very strange because you are one of my favorite classes... I don't know why I would have a dream like that..." Everyone chuckled for a bit.

A few days later, out of no where in the middle of class, an electronic beep went off. All of the students looked around to see what the sound was. Class continued... A minute later the same beep sounded. Once again the students all looked around to see where the noise was coming from, hoping that Pew didn't hear. Pew looked up from his podium and asked for everyone to check their electronic devices immeadiately. Class continued... Then no more than a minute later the beep sounded once again, this time class did not continue. Pew angrily slammed his teaching book closed and asked once again, "Would whoever's electronic device that is PLEASE SHUT IT OFF!!!" By now the class was in a panic and everyone was checking cell phones, pagers, cd players, even their TI 83's. Just as Pew began to open his book again... BEEEP! That was the last straw. "FINE!!! WE DON'T HAVE TO FINISH OUR LESSON TODAY IF YOU CAN'T KEEP YOUR CELL PHONES OFF!" Pew walked over to his desk and sat down, whispering profanities under is breath. Everyone sat in their chairs like deer in headlights, not knowing what to do. The beeping persisted so finally, Pew decided that the sound was coming from Melissa Berg's backpack. He marched over to her desk and picked up her backpack and threw it outside the door. This did not solve the problem. Still convinced that it was Berg's backpack, he marched outside, took the bag and locked it in the History core. Upon returning to class, Solomon Lee shouted to Pew, "So, it looks like your dreams came true Mr. Pew." There were random moans and boos from the students. James Mitchell even responded "SOLOMON!!! SHUT UP!!" Class was cancelled for the day...

A few days later it was decided that the schools all call system had been acting up, and it was not Berg's backpack at all. At the time, that was definitely a bad time, but we can all look back now and say... Good times.