Would you like some cream with that?

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There was a large get together at Caitlyn's house for her 19th birthday. Everyone was talking and having a good time. Brigitte and a friend were talking about a record store that she had gone to earlier. Very much excited about the store Brigitte told her friend, "Oh my gosh, you woulda creamed your pants." Hearing the remark as he passed by, Caitlyn's dad began to snicker. Caitlyn looked at her dad and gave him a very alarmed face. Her dad replied, "Oh cmon, like I don't know what that means." Thoroughly grossed out and embarrassed, Caitlyn said, "Daaaaaaadd..." Alerted by the commotion, Caitlyn's Mom came over and said, "Cmon, I feel left out, tell me what you said Brigitte!" Finally after much prying, Brigitte gave in. After hearing, Cait's mom didn't know what to say. Good times.